Tag: humor
group name: rateita10
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April 08, 2008 08:52 AM EDT --
I love jokes and I love to laugh. Laughter helps keep me sane (or sometimes helps keep me from going too insane). I think the world could use some more laughter instead of so much unhappiness, . . . more
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October 09, 2008 01:50 PM EDT --
Another one from my e-Zine, and Reader's Digest.
Our newer, high-speed computer was in the shop for repair, and my son was forced to work on our old model with the black-and-white printer. . . . more
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January 29, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. . . . more
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July 06, 2008 01:36 PM EDT --
I found these to funny to pass up sharing with you. Here's a couple of pranks to play on your friends.
Pay a visit to the local dog pound of SPCA, wearing a chef's hat and an . . . more
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April 02, 2008 11:24 AM EDT --
Received by email:
Divorced Barbie
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner . . . more
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July 25, 2008 06:33 PM EDT --
I had a drug problem as a child myself! Did you?
"THE OTHER DAY, SOMEONE AT A STORE IN OUR TOWN READ THAT A METHAMPHETAMINE LAB HAD BEEN FOUND IN AN OLD FARMHOUSE IN THE ADJOINING COUNTY. . . . more
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December 06, 2007 03:42 PM EST --
Need Samples
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, . . . more
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July 26, 2008 06:47 PM EDT --
I received this in an email and just thought it was to darn cute not to share. Just visit the link below. Make sure your sound is on.
http://www.newsday.com/news/opinion/ny-walt-babyboomers-blurb,0,1036393.blurb . . . more
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October 11, 2008 04:04 AM EDT --
POLICE HUMOR - WYOMING STATE POLICE - GOTTA LOVE 'EM!!!!!
IN MOST OF THE NORTHERN STATES, THERE IS A POLICY
OF CHECKING ON ANY STALLED VEHICLE ON THE HIGHWAY WHEN THE
TEMPERATURES DROP . . . more
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January 25, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
I posted this a long time ago when I was new to Gather. I thought I would repost it just for fun. These are some funny observations I have made since losing weight
Shaving takes less time . . . more
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February 17, 2008 08:12 PM EST --
We all know what a joy and a comfort pets can be to an empty-nester. They seem to fill the void left when the last of the children packs up their belongs to move out into the big world by themselves. . . . more
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April 03, 2008 11:04 PM EDT --
The top 10 unintentionally worst company URL
Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's
world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name . . . more
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July 18, 2008 05:29 PM EDT --
Here's another list for your reading pleasure. I love finding these as most of them are absolutly ridiculous and often remind me of the song "Here's Your Sign" by Jeff Foxworthy. . . . more
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September 07, 2008 02:02 PM EDT --
Then the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security . The woman behind the counter asked me for
my driver's license . . . more
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September 17, 2008 12:39 PM EDT --
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps . . . more
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April 16, 2008 09:33 PM EDT --
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. . . . more
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July 16, 2008 07:43 AM EDT --
I finally found a copy of Evelyn Waugh's "The Loved One" on e-Bay. I saw this when it was first released in 1965. It came out on VHS in 1989, but I could never locate a copy. . . . more
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January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST --
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . . more
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March 16, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in their . . . more
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May 22, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep
with my wife before we got married, Did you?'Leroy replied, 'I'm . . . more
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